Everything Is A Lie

anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

eradicatedelicacy:

Shakira, Shakira.

waywardsonapocalypse:

godstiels-fallen-dragon:

familyfriendlyporno:

brookeeverdeen:

DAD JOKE

well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel

ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU

you soggy lamp

feardamonkey:

Yup. Sounds about right.

(Via. http://on.cc.com/1o5ckce )

You’re not Jesus
Cody weareallsickofyourshitfrankie Calafiore
(via pinsandprairies)
Obviously Caleb doesn’t really get it, there’s only one person i’ve got to be loyal to, and that’s Derrick.
Cody (via big—brother16)
Cody: there's only one person I need to stay loyal to
Me: yourself
Cody: and that's Derrick
Me: respect yourself

donnyforamericasfave:

my 8 favourite moments of the season so far

bigbrotheralways:

Victoria has now been nominated 9 TIMES and still hasn’t gone home…

Derrick has NEVER been nominated

Cody CAN’T make a move without talking to Derrick about it

Caleb STILL thinks he has a chance with Amber

Cody and Victoria both TRUST Derrick

Victoria still hasn’t WON a veto or HOH

Victoria made it to the FINAL 3

THIS WHOLE FUCKING SEASON